Maroon 5 - Initially this band seem inoffensive but over time their songs become so deeply ingrained in your memory that you begin to question whether you have ever even heard any other music. So-ng. Whats worse is that, while good bands struggle to make decent money, Hootie seemingly siphoned off all of it in their 90s heyday, going more platinum than Sandra Dee. News images provided by Press Association Then theres the fact that drummer Neil Peart generally consents only to speak to the drum press, a pantheon that includes in its entirety Modern Drummer and Not So Modern Drummer, if were not mistaken. Getting back to terrible pop-punk Simple Plan has ranked high on our list of hated musicians of the 2000s. Justin Hawkins, he of tight catsuits and rebellious teeth fame, really 19. Whats worse is just how seedy it all is, way too post-watershed for rodents. EMPICS Entertainment / PA Wire / PA Wire, Indie for the ladsladslads. Just an FYI, though? In theory, Bad Day is a touching, uplifting number to raise the spirits, a reminder that everyone feels down in the dumps sometimes. Worst bit: The post-Coldplay minor key pianos, which were absolutely everywhere around 2005. and help keep the future of the Houston Press, Use of this website constitutes acceptance of our. 6. They also won two BRIT Awards (who cares!). Why take our chances? Pretty Rickys rap-R&B hybrid is so tasteless and tacky, even, that it could make Mariah Carey blush. But that would be to ignore just how difficult 2005 was, when this cartoon frog became synonymous with back-of-the-bus ringtones, before becoming a UK #1 single. Share with Friends Add To Playlist. -Anna Westhoff, See also: Liam Gallagher On His Brother Noel: Id Rather Eat My Own Shit Than Be In A Band With Him Again, Phish is supposed to be the next generations Grateful Dead, right? So thanks for that, lads. As of 2010, the Dave Matthews Band has sold over 30 million records worldwide. Technically this band rose to fame in the 1990s but their hit album 'Silver Side Up' was released in 2001 and it gave all the douchy people a reason to congregate. Users are reminded that they are fully responsible for their own 75 Best Rock Bands of the 2000s - middermusic.com Inexplicably popular, the band continue to break peoples ears and will to live the world over. The point here is seduction, but its hard to be seduced when youre nauseous. We don't mean that in a good way. We always appreciate the feedback. ' On the plus side, however, we do thoroughly back the legit bromance between Messrs. Kiedis and Flea. Reproduction of material from any Salon pages without written permission is strictly prohibited. The point being: had this song not existed within a viral fad, literally nobody would care. 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Luckily the band have split now with Justin Hawkins going on to try various ventures such as entering Eurovision (Beaten by the car crash that was Scooch). Even their most well-known musical insult "Down With The Sickness" literally reenacts a mom's whipping of her child. Oh, The Thrills! : When you become a parent, you tacitly sign up to watch an endless amount of childrens TV. : Somewhere, Vanessa Carlton is still perched on a travelling piano, playing the blissful notes of . Bands of the 2000s MDQL is preparing to belt! SpouseParentChildSiblingFamily memberOther, Sweet James has my permission to help provide a free police report, Ciel Spa aka @CielSpaBH located the SLS Hotel i, Welcoming over 100,000 people every year, what beg, The holiday season is a time of giving! Here are 20 of the worst: What made it so bad: Cast your mind back to 2006, when you had to ask your parents to stop using the phone so you could connect to dial-up, and a time when webcams were a relatively new invention. Exactly. Now suck my dick. What made it so bad: That lumpen power chord riff is bad enough, but when the lead guitar does nothing more than imitate it, it becomes all too clear that were looking at a music hate crime. It wasn't even close. But everything after that was just eh. How and ever, their gentle lovesongs were the ideal accompaniment to burgeoning teenage romances. Theres their reality show and various line-up shifts, of course, but the details of those are too depressing to go into. Borland left the group in 2001, but Durst, Rivers, Otto and Lethal continued to record and tour with guitarist Mike Smith. In 2009, the band's original lineup reunited and began touring, culminating with the recording of the album Gold Cobra (2011), after which they left Interscope and later signed with Cash Money Records, but DJ Lethal was asked to leave the band soon after. This makes them make the list. They'll update their freakin' Myspace pages and it'll cause a snowball effect of other crappy '00s musicians to follow suit. Whats worse is just how seedy it all is, way too post-watershed for rodents. There's one band here that will anger and shock many people. The problem is that Animal Collective are a special kind of unlistenable; their albums dont reward active engagement, but they dont make good background music, either. What made it so bad: Spurred on by Crazy Frogs chart heroics, convinced that literally anything could be released as a single, its Get Munkds parody of hip-hop culture which really burns. Goodbye, cruel world. We wondered which recent bands we might all be fighting about in 20 years. 19. -Ben Westhoff, Funk metal is a bad idea. And that one song is grand, and then it turns into Brimful of Asha. Creed. Theory Of A Deadman - Anyone who opens a song with the line So sick of the hobos and then chastises them for 'sitting around' while he has to work for money is a special kind of idiot. Go on! Naive was genuinely great! To embed this post, copy the code below on your site, 600px wide They call themselves a new band made from old friends, but its more accurate to call them slumming dudes attempting to trick fans of the White Stripes into liking their boring, awful, music. Track Consoler of the Lonely repeats the phrase I am bored to tears six times, which is only a small fraction of how often everyone else was saying it. Okay, it was written by Andy Burrows, but we still can't forgive him. Worst bit: The way it builds to the chorus with grim inevitability. It was not long before they recruited bassist Dave Parsons, and later drummer Robin Goodridge, and started writing. WebCan you name the 20 Worst Bands? I would take being pepper-sprayed dead in my eye over listening to these guys any day. Send a Message. Led by human breathalyzer test Wes Scantlin, Puddle of Mudd successfully sold millions of copies of Come Clean, an album flooded with songs that nasally whimpered their way through a deluge of generic guitar strumming and relentless symbol-bashing. He probably likes Dane Cook. Because Liam Gallagher only plays tambourine and possesses the single most nasal voice in pop. Hot body, rock the party / Give me some of that sugarland! In fact, it downright sucks. No 00s hit has been so purpose-built to wind up as many people as possible. Web5. American rock band, formed in 1995 in Tallahassee, Florida. Another vaguely comedy hair metal band Hot Leg also incorporated glam rock into songs like 'Gay In The 80's' and 'Cocktails'. Rashawn Ross and Tim Reynolds have also become full-time touring members of the band. Drummers such as Sacha Gervasi, Amir, and Spencer Cobrin had all filled in as Bush drummers before Robin Goodridge was made the permanent fit and thus completing the Bush lineup. If we open that door, it may not be one we can close, folks, and it's way too soon for anyone to be pining away for the days when George W. Bush was head bitch in charge and Paris Hilton had a show on network television. Since their demise the members of One True Voice have failed to scale the heights of success and Daniel was recently seen failing to get to the final stages of this years X Factor in front of one time contemporary Cheryl Cole of Girls Aloud, now a multi-millionaire X Factor judge. Check the thread! Sloppy, derivative and obsessed with shock value for its own sake, the Pistols set the template for British punk rock bands trying too hard. I Set My Friends On Fire - This pair of electro-emo tits released their first album in 2008 entitled 'You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter' which includes the single 'Things That Rhyme With Orange'. In a musical genre already dominated by the Backstreet Boys and 'N Sync, Nick Lachey's ersatz boy band never really had a chance. Canadian rock band formed in 1995 in Hanna, Alberta. 1. Hanson has sold over 16 million records worldwide and have had eight top 40 singles in the UK and six top 40 singles in the US. Theory of a Deadman but its a doozy, a mess of classic rock wails and faux bluesiness. Maybe, but if youve got Foreigner on the playlist, she wont be waiting for you. Formed in 1994, Limp Bizkit became popular playing in the Jacksonville, Florida underground music scene in the late 1990s, and signed with Flip Records, a subsidiary of Interscope, which released their dbut album, Three Dollar Bill, Yall$ (1997). Feb 23, 2017. Theres innocent fun, and then theres ruining a new millennium before its barely begun. 1. That and a pair of testicles. : How did this happen? It was a novelty at the time, honest. The band's Dark Horse album was a success which produced eight singles, one of which peaked on the top 10 on the Billboard Hot 100 and two of which peaked on the top 20 on the Billboard Hot 100. Its an instant fix, like downing a couple of fizzy drinks in one go. This pic just screams "Radio Disney." What was he hiding? Who needs vocals when you've got auto-tune? The 15 most hated bands of the last 30 years | Salon.com Using the spoils of the Beatles, Wings built a castle out of cheese. Empics Entertainment She's another reminder that we live in a post-Black Eyed Peas era. Whether they're singing songs about wishing to cheat on their existing girlfriend with their ex or- actually, you understand I should not even need to continue that sentence. The act took moronic-faux-concern-trolling to heights even U2 couldnt achieve. Except they were actually a bunch of auto-tuned, spoiled little brats whose fame has more to do with luck than any sort of measure of talent. WebHere are 20 of the worst: Sandi Thom, I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker (With Flowers In My Hair), 2006 What made it so bad: Cast your mind back to 2006, when you had to ask In all fairness though, they were responsible for some tunes. Ev-ery. What made it so bad: Its 2017 and were wise to how The X Factor works. Famous purely through association the bands biggest hit is the catchy but infuriating 'Shake It'. Champagne Supernova, anyone? That name, man. For more information on cookies please refer to our cookies Tenacious D. This may not be the greatest and best song in the world, but it is a damn good one nonetheless. The 2000s gave us lots of interesting phenomena: George Bush, International war, Facebook, Zoey 101, excellent New Jersey Devils groups, best of all it provided us a few very, uh,"unique"styles of music: Post-Grunge, Nu Metal, and Pop Punk. And on closer inspection, Thoms debut is a nauseating hark back to the oh-so-glorious olden days, with several factual flaws, the most notable being that Johnny Rotten wouldnt be seen dead with flowers in his hair. They are permanently beige, the sonic instantiation of Ambercrombie & Fitch cargo shorts, South Carolina Gamecocks hats, and flip-flops flailing. posts, comments and submissions available. Ah, Johnny Borrell. Are Hootie & the Blowish breaking up? If only. : The faux-cockney tone of Luke Concannons vocals, as he sings, . 10. Jason Roberts Keeps the Music of Bob Wills Swinging, Brooks & Dunn Boot Scoot Through 21st RodeoHouston Performance, Apes of the State Is Here to Defend Folk Punk, Become a member to support the independent voice of Houston 33 Best Rock Bands of the 2000s - Music Grotto Worst bit: When she reminisces about how the only way to stay in touch was a letter in the mail. Banksy rang, he wants his money back. . Whats so bad about it: Its an 80s power ballad dressed up like a mid-noughties indie rock, and aint nobody got time for that. They are allegedly a different, other hated band. Powter sings in generalisations (Youre faking a smile with the coffee to go, You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost), somehow sounding like hes never actually been sad in his entire life quite the achievement, in hindsight. He as a character is unforgettable, but the music of Razorlight? Worst bit: The faux-cockney tone of Luke Concannons vocals, as he sings, My dads totally had a bloody hard day / But hes been good fun and bubblin and jokin away. Oi oi, guvnor! Reddit, who is the worst band ever It's not that Lana Del Rey is bad, per se, it's that her music seems fraudulent when compared to the '60s-era musical acts she's invoking. While people seemed to have particular scorn for one particular late Nineties rap-rock band and one post-grunge band whose lead singer sounds a bit like Eddie Vedder, bands ranging from Smashing Pumpkins to the Goo Goo Dolls got votes. And this an ideal something to make me even sadder breakup song? The Darkness - No, it wasn't a bad nightmare. 'This Love' was the bands biggest hit alongside the vaguely creepy 'She Will Be Loved'. Enough with the nostalgia shows already. But wasnt this good? The band signed with Roadrunner Records in 1999 and re-released their once-independent album The State.The band achieved commercial success with the release of their 2000 album The State and then they achieved mainstream success with the release of their 2001 album Silver Side Up.Following the release of Silver Side Up the band released their biggest and most known hit today, "How You Remind Me" which peaked number 1 on the American and Canadian charts at the same time.Then, the band's 4th album The Long Road spawned 5 singles and continued the band's mainstream success with their hit single "Someday" which peaked at number 7 on the Billboard Hot 100 and number 1 at the Canadian Singles Chart. Where would the world of sporting montages be without The Hives? Travis Barker is a fuckin' beast on the drums. Empics Entertainment. Boyd Tinsley was added to the band as a violinist soon after the band was formed. Like actually, they aren't even a band anymore. 8. But it Oasis: 'Standing On The Shoulders Of Giants' (2000) - It may contain fan favourite 'Fuckin' In The Bushes', but Listen to it! MILES. 9. blink-182 The band has been nominated for 3 Grammy Awards and have sold around 40 million records worldwide. What made it so bad: This might the laziest song to become a bonafide hit (it reached number three in the UK singles chart). Nirvana's brief run ended following the death of Kurt Cobain in 1994, but various posthumous releases have been issued since, overseen by Novoselic, Grohl, and Cobain's widow Courtney Love. To further plummet any scrap of credibility the band might have had lead singer Donny Tourette (Real name: Pat) appeared on Celebrity Big Brother alongside Leo Sayer and Jermaine Jackson. Last Updated. It takes courage to admit that, for whatever reason, you managed to be duped into thinking this phony ear sludge could be called music. After earning enough money to keep them in Nike Air Max and McDonalds for the rest of time, the band split in 2005 much to the relief of the British public. Bet you just said Ah The REVS! didnt you? Born the year after the death of the Beatles, the group consisting of Paul McCartney, his wife Linda and a revolving door of drummers and guitar players solidified every argument that John was better than Paul. Unfortunately, they were so clean-cut they made Santa Clause seem like Jack the Ripper and made us wish that old Jack would go rip their smirky smiles off their faces. 16. It is, roughly, that music achieved perfection in 1977, no one outside of New York City is important, and your interaction with credibility and its overseers is a bigger concern than learning how not to be an insufferable, self-obsessed jerk. Still, no dice. And what about Anthony Kiediss rapping? You know, that little decade of time from 2000 to 2010 that basically killed everything that was decent and listenable about mainstream alt-rock? This 8. American alternative rock band formed in New York City, best known for their early 1990s hits, "Two Princes", and "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong", which peaked on the Billboard Hot 100 chart at No. 2. brokeNCYDE - Given their name which is meant to be play on words of 'Broken Inside', unsurprisingly brokeNCYDE are an emo band, but this isn't emo as we know it, oh no. What made it so bad: In which The Hoff who, lest we forget, should not be hassled winds down the car window and leers at passersby over an exquisitely uninventive rockabilly riff. for the content of external websites. Then again, maybe Whibley's split with Avril Lavigne will inspire him to write some inspired songs of heartbreak? The Worst Rock Bands of All Time - Ranker But the larger point of why this band is on the list is the entire pop-punk fad they inspired. The group was moved to Island Def Jam Music Group, which they eventually left after conflict with the label about creative input. -Gabrielle Canon, Why is Oasis among the worst? But we were naive in 2006. Copyright 2023 Penske Business Media, LLC. My dads totally had a bloody hard day / But hes been good fun and bubblin and jokin away. Oi oi, guvnor! WebIt's not that they're the worst bands ever, but the fact that they're so fucking boring makes them worse than some of the actual worst bands. But then this happened. The band now records under its own label, 3CG Records. Sitting somewhere between The Streets and Ocean Colour Scene, The Twang were hailed as the next big thing by the NME upon their emergence and topped numerous critics tips including a #2 spot in the influential BBC Sound of 2007 poll. The Killers came in hot with their 2005 album Hot Fuss . Advertising disclosure: We may receive compensation for some of the links in our stories. 7 and No. Despite being deeply boring, there is something particularly distasteful about Maroon 5 and their smooth pop aimed squarely at the girls who swoon over singer Adam Levine's good looks. Trace Cyrus is the lead in this group of wannabe punks and his equine features gallop their way through everything Metro Station do. Dave Matthews Band. Scouting For Girls - What can we say about this band that hasn't already been said? WebTop 10 Worst Rock Bands of All Time The Top Ten 1 Nickelback Nickelback is a Canadian post-grunge band formed in 1995 in Hanna, Alberta, Canada. What made it so bad: Mainly the chorus, which sees Gary Barlow wailing like hes just opened a tax return. What made it so bad: Somewhere, Vanessa Carlton is still perched on a travelling piano, playing the blissful notes of A Thousand Miles as she navigates the Sahara.
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