No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT. Dude, I think I just filled the cup. / Rollin' blunts and smokin' Jay: Hey, little man! Just stand there, and react. Jay: Go stand at a bus stop for two hours and you'll enjoy yourself better. Damn second rule in that book should be: "Trim that shit". See production, box office & company info. And she's like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that fuckin' youse guys are a couple of little fuckin' jerkoffs." 'Tube Of Wonderful' was previously used as the theme song from Smith's 1997 film Chasing Amy. An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2. The movie seemed designed specifically for my warped sense of humor. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. Be smooth. Ben Affleck: Jay: Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD Kevin Smith 2 disc collectors edition at the best online prices at eBay! Fanedit Running Time: 128. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.strikes back Getty Images Jay and Silent Bob, or rather Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes, are not immune to Hollywood's current obsession with remakes. [Steve-Dave is forcing him onto his knees] You know, Lunchbox she could be the one. Ho Yay: Jay likes to constantly remind everyone within earshot that he likes the ladies, then he or Silent Bob says or does something suggesting that he is deep deep in the closet (Word of God says Jay is a closeted bisexual). See? So your in this for the pussy right? In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us. I always thought the phrase, "I laughed until I cried," was just an oxymoron. Taste the booger flavor. Regardless of what you may have heard, I do not kiss guys. Then taste it. Prices on FYE.com do not reflect pricing in FYE retail stores. Date Edit Was Released : September 2007. Don't change the subject. We at View Askew respect the noble Platypus, and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way. The scenes deemed particularly offensive included Jay's vehement refusal of giving oral sex to a male driver when hitchhiking, and Jay chastising Silent Bob for being willing to perform fellatio on him to get the security guard to let them go. I came up with it before PBS. Jay: Find Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back at Amazon.com Movies & TV, home of thousands of titles on DVD and Blu-ray. Let's cut out their kidneys and sell them to the black market and leave them in a seedy motel bathtub full of ice. Velma: Instead of "Jay and Silent Bob Will Return In", it now reads, "Jay and Silent Bob have left the building." Jay: I can't belive this shit. Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. Hey, I'll make you a deal - this guy. The fuckin' mack daddys of fuckin' Jersey?" The View Askewniverse is a fictional universe created by writer/director Kevin Smith, featured in several films, comics and a television series; it is named for Smith's production company, View Askew Productions.The characters Jay and Silent Bob appear in almost all the View Askewniverse media, and characters from one story often reappear or are referred to in others. Chaka's Production Assistant: A deleted scene has the duo watch a Daredevil movie being filmed. Don't tell me you have no idea there's a movie being made of the comic you two were the basis for. Jason Biggs: Devil Jay 2: Why? [Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night]. Now they may be titled to sound like the best kick-ass tributes to porn and gross-out humour that you'll ever see, but this is tame material that's just plain dull. [takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight]. The fuck you talkin' about? It is a comic book, not your dick! Cast and Crew . Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizzouse! This isn't fair! What the fuck are you talking about? Teen #2: You the man. Jay: [staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee] The woke ass "girl gang" shes a part of are also fucking annoying. Dante: I wasn't even supposed to be here today!! Now they may be gay, but that's not their son. The white man stole it. That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me! Steve-Dave Pulasti: Justice: Four brothers of Jesus are named in the Bible: James, Joseph, Judas, and Simon. Additionally, Wes Craven, Jules Asner, Steve Kmetko, Gus Van Sant, Jason Biggs, James Van Der Beek, Shannen Doherty, and Morris Day all appear as themselves. [puts a baseball cap on his head backwards], [walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive]. What's with the knife, we havin' cake or something? Fanedit Release Date: September 2007. You want some of this? Something nice. What the hell? WikiZero zgr Ansiklopedi - Wikipedia Okumann En Kolay Yolu . What are we gonna do? [Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers]. That was them wasn't it? He's got a great sense of humor. Because we may very well be dealing with the two most dangerous men on the planet. So? Jay: Cock-Knocker: Went to film school. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back; Fanedit Type: Extended Edition. Maybe it's because girls don't like to be called bitches, Jay. [Jay nods. [to Jay] We met a few weeks back, I'm the executive producer. While the picture betrayed a few concerns, as a whole it looked quite good and it offered the strongest image of any Smith DVD to date. What's your damage, little boy? Jay: She went for the set up. He also mentions in the audio commentary of the feature film that it took three submissions to the MPAA for the film to earn an R rating. [after asked to get a new clean latte] The Market research says that people love monkeys. James Van Der Beek: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, . Miramax Security Guard Gordon: I'm the pie fucker. (January 2015) (Learn how and when to remove this template message)(Learn how and when to remove this template message) There are no more lines. And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with. Uh-huh. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Suzanne beats up the actors, knocking them out, and Jay and Silent Bob assume the roles. I was gonna call it "N.W.P." No, I'm in this because I LOOOVE animals, stupid? Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? Justice: You're just no longer any good, Will Hunting. Fuck! [cocky] The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. I *AM* wearing pansy red booties, Matt Damon: Jay's Fantasy Sequence depicting his Conspiracy Theory of apes taking over the world, complete with a shot of a pair of chimps hanging outside a Quick Stop dressed as Jay and Silent Bob. Brent: Now you're gonna tell me the monkey's gay. Protestants usually acknowledge that Mary was a virgin only until after Jesus' birth. What are you trying to say? Yeah, you do that. Actually, there's a funny story behind that. Since when did they start charging for the bus? OOH you little fuck. Yeah, and he says you're the bitch and you're the butch. Jay: Oh, but I think it is. Jay and Silent Bob, with Justice and Willenholly, go across the street to enjoy the after party, featuring a performance from Morris Day and The Time. More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead. It was just a tranquilizer. Sound Apart from dealing with some silly effects and the music score, the 5.1 mix has little to do, but does offer amusingly ludicrous bass levels during the grand opening titles. Opening text: Just look at the Platypus. Lonely. So all we's gotta do is stop this fuckin' movie from getting made! Gag Reel Kevin Smith returns with another introduction to yet more crap footage. And I'll be, like, "What, you don't know fuckin' Jay and Silent Bob? The familiar setting of the Quick Stop in New Jersey opens the picture, where we see two babies being wheeled up next to one another, while both parents leave them alone outside to watch over one another. I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. Free Shipping on CD, DVD, and Blu-ray orders over $40. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Available on HBO Max Much like how the solo movies in the MCU eventually lead to a team-up Avengers movie, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back feels like the culmination of the entire View Askewniverse up to that point. That was an incredibly daring escape! new film name : Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Harder. Steve-Dave Pulasti: Tell him, Steve-Dave. It was an incredible mesh of the high-brow and the low-brow. Goddamn yous all to hell! While the girls steal the diamonds, Jay and Silent Bob free the animals, stealing an orangutan named Suzanne. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Technically, the DVDs are good, just as you'd expect from Buena Vista. That's my ex-girlfriend's monkey. Alright. Whillenholly: Randal Graves: Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Jay: Suzanne is abducted by a Hollywood animal acting agency, and Jay and Silent Bob arrive in Hollywood. Justice: ^ Will Ferrell would later star in the 2009 film adaptation of Land of the Lost as Dr. Rick Marshall alongside Danny McBride as Will Stanton and Anna Friel as Holly Cantrell. Now we can finally solve the mystery of the hitchhiking ghouls. Passerby: Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. Jay: Filled with cameos and in-jokes, the riotous road comedy stars Ben Affleck, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Mewes. Look, who's the Federal Wildlife Marshal here, me or you? [James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake]. I thought they only did classy pictures, like "The Piano" and "The Crying Game". Varse Sarabande released the original score by James L. Venable. Holden: You used to be into all this girl stuff. What are the references to Kevin Smith's other work? I'd do anything for you. Jay: After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Brent: Jay and Justice sitting in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g Jay: You see! Have you seen the price of bus tickets lately. Sissy: Jay: He is depicted as an unemployed slacker, living with his parents and lacking the motivation and maturity appropriate to his age.
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